Books

The Heming Way The Heming Way

How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within... Just Like Papa!

Dumbocracy Dumbocracy

Adventures with the Loony Left, the Rabid Right, and Other American Idiots

Generation S.L.U.T. Generation S.L.U.T.

A Brutal Feel-up Session with Today's Sex-Crazed Adolescent Populace  

Death to All Cheerleaders Death to All Cheerleaders

One Adolescent Journalist's Cheerful Diatribe Against Teenage Plasticity