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The problem with today's parents is they believe self-defense is always wrong, because hitting is hitting is hitting. This is complete bullshit.
Dear God: please don't punish me for this absurd rant by making my future kids allergic to peanuts. More importantly, please don't make them redheads.
OK, I’ll admit it: I have become a groomzilla, the increasingly common (and dreaded) masculine version of a micromanaging bride.
Panic and paranoia became the national conversation, became the foreign policy, became the consensus reality.
It’s downright offensive to call people now, because you’re wasting precious time they could use to play on the Internet. A primer for how to talk with the ones closest to you.
This was written in the week that he was cool and hilarious. Before he ruined his own joke with lame webcasts and a botched standup tour. Losing.
You can only watch two people get it on for so long before it grows tedious. And unsavory.
If you wear these things in public, you might want a lawyer to explain the local indecent exposure laws.
Every man has skeletons in his closet. And for half a decade, I've had crotchless boxers in mine.
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