Earth’s Worst Comedy Writer
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Marty Beckerman is a #1 Amazon Charts bestselling humorist whose writing USA Today calls “laugh-out-loud” and New York Magazine calls "funny but poignant." A former editor at Esquire and MTV News, Marty has written for The New York Times, Wired, The Atlantic, Playboy, and other publications. Born and raised in tropical Anchorage, Alaska, he now lives with his adoring family and receives plastic surgery in Los Angeles.

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The old site was decrepit and decaying, just like me before I purchased a bunch of gray-market peptides off Instagram ads. The new site is rejuvenated, almost pleasant to look at if you squint, and might even be around for a few years (but probably not), just like me after injecting those weird research chemicals. Enjoy!