The Heming Way

Marty Beckerman’s hilarious guide for the modern man to booze, battle, and bull-fight his way to becoming more like Hemingway
 
 More than fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history’s ultimate man, and young males today--obsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and Playstation--know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot skin a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards.
 
 The Heming Way demonstrates how modern eunuchs--brainwashed by PETA and Alcoholics Anonymous--can learn from Papa’s unparalleled example: drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, and gloriously self-destructive.

Advice includes:

How to kill enough animals to render a species endangered--just like Papa!

Getting your friends to think drinking a daiquiri is manly . . . just by drinking one nine yourself

Achieving sufficiently high testosterone levels to never have to worry about the chance of having a daughter instead of a son

And much more!

Profane, insightful, hilarious and loaded with more than 150 photos, facts and insights about Papa, The Heming Way is a difficult path, and not for the weak, but truth is manlier than fiction.